VOTE FOR right royal mother IN THE BIB AWARDS 2016 (SEE ENTRY INFO. AT BOTTOM OF THIS POST)
Lovely readers – Right Royal Mother is entering the prestigious BritMums Brilliance in Blogging (BiBs) Awards 2016 in the ‘Fresh Voice’ category. This is for blogs that are less than 18 months old and have a ‘fresh’ approach). It would mean the world if you could spare 2 minutes to nominate … see below for details. Thank you!)
“The BiBs,” I sigh to NW. “It’s so confusing to know which is the best fit.”
I am sorting an enormous pile of clean washing whilst trying to decide which BiB 2016 awards category to enter. NC is smearing banana across NL’s nose, whilst NG and NW amuse each other by flicking gravy bones onto the floor. The kitchen resembles the Great British Bake Off washing up area, but I have acquired a new skill in the last few months and can ‘mute’ the mess at will, rather like the opening scene to Saving Private Ryan.
“Which, then?” I ask patiently, as I have read the awards categories out to my family already and NW – the only one who can really be expected to reply – didn’t seem to be listening.
“Which one what?”
“BiBs. I’m talking BiBs. They’ve just come out and I don’t know which one to choose.”
NW glances in my direction. “It can’t be that difficult. Wow. That’s a big pile of clothes.”
“I know. Our son did three poo explosions yesterday and our daughter decided to take her pirate trousers off in the mud and stand on them. I am struggling to gently pull the little velcro tabs from NC’s bibs off my tights. Anyway. The BiBs. Which one fits best?”
NW looks at me picking the fluff out of the velcro and raises an eyebrow. “Well … none of them.”
I am inwardly a little bit broken. I have spent the best part of the last three months writing, in between trips to children’s wards, mopping up sick and eating garibaldis. The categories I am trying to choose between – Fresh Voice, Writer and Reader’s Choice – are all quite a good fit, I think. I am pretty sure when the Duchess of Cambridge twirled a tweed mini around the Huffington Post UK offices after writing a blog post she didn’t have to ask twice which category box to tick. I air-whip a nice, clean, squeaky Nori the mouse from Hey Duggee bib from the laundry pile out of frustration.
“Oh, yes. That one,” says NW, reaching for it, as NC spatters yellow goop into his lap. He squeezes the mouse’s nose on the front of the bib. “It’s nice and fresh.” He sniffs it. “And I like its voice.”
I take that as my answer. I fill in the ‘Fresh Voice’ section, fasten the bib securely around my son’s neck and hope for the best.
vote for me in the bib awards 2016
I have only been blogging for 3 months and am LOVING it. I would dearly love your vote in the amazing BritMums Brilliance in Blogging Awards (BiBs) 2016 – Fresh Voice category. It takes just a minute or two to complete the form here. Nominations close April 13th.
You will need the following details to complete the BiBs nomination form:
Blog name: Right Royal Mother
Blog URL: http://rightroyalmother.com
Twitter ID: @RtRoyalMother
Favourite post (suggested): http://rightroyalmother.com/mothers-day-exclusive-prince-george-talks-poetry-pedantism-pizza/
Thank you everyone … and good luck!
KEY TO CHARACTERS
Characters are abbreviated as follows:
NW – not William (husband and father)
NG – not George (daughter, sister and two and a half year old)
NC – not Charlotte (son, brother and six month old)
NL – not Lupo (a Labrador)