2015: Christmas Eve

“Mummy, shut your eyes if it comes on your face”, chirps Eva, gently snipping my fringe with a nutcracker. I sit on the kitchen floor with Tom next to me, fighting sleep and his muzzie with little fists and succumb to a pretend haircut from my toddler. It is Christmas Eve, 5.18pm; the dead time that is laden with guilt …

Prince George Puts the Mouth in Portsmouth

It is 20 May and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge is about to leave Anmer Hall for Portsmouth, to open the new Tech Deck Education Centre at the 1851 Trust. This is something to do with inspiring young people to sail, which Kate thinks is fantastic. It’s also to do with STEM (science, technology, engineering and maths) which Kate has been …

Prince George, Indiatourus and the Suitcase of Doom

Ahead of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s tour of India and Bhutan, Right Royal Mother imagines what upstairs at Anmer Hall the night before departure is like as the family prepare to be separated for a week. **The following account is FICTIONAL.**  ANMER HALL, NORFOLK, 8 APRIL 2016 Prince George of Cambridge, aged two and three quarters, is dressed …