2016: It’s reigning, then

“Easter egg hunt this afternoon,” I say brightly.” Karl looks up from the paper we have bought as a treat because it’s Easter Saturday and we have children but won’t read because it’s Easter Saturday and we have children. “It’s raining, then,” he says. Eva looks out of the window and sighs. She is dressed entirely in pink. “I will …

Somme Buggy’s Tents as George Gets Out ‘n’ About

Sunday 3 July, Amiens, France. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Harry are in Thiepval, having joined commemorations for the centenary of the Battle of the Somme. In a majestic f*** up, the Palace didn’t book rooms early enough in the only five star hotel in the area and Air BnB only had studio flats with integrated bathrooms …

Prince George, Indiatourus and the Suitcase of Doom

Ahead of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s tour of India and Bhutan, Right Royal Mother imagines what upstairs at Anmer Hall the night before departure is like as the family prepare to be separated for a week. **The following account is FICTIONAL.**  ANMER HALL, NORFOLK, 8 APRIL 2016 Prince George of Cambridge, aged two and three quarters, is dressed …